So y'all know about this knee thing, yes? Well, over the last week I've developed quite the attractive bruise. I'll spare you the pictures I've taken for documentation purposes (because then you'll all be burning with unquenchable desire, and I just can't bear to disappoint everyone), but I'll let you in on the realization I made tonight.
Purple, green and yellow are Mardi Gras colors, right? In that case, I really DO have a party in my pants!