Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Happy Kat!

Taking my cue from some friends (Hi B! Hi L!), I've decided to start a series of posts on things that make me happy.

Ribald humor makes me happy:
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Yes, I'm 12.


PF said...

Happy Kat is happy!


Lisa said...

I'm glad my "things that make me happy thing" is catching on. Charlene is doing it too. You have to admit, it's much better than "things that make me mad" or "things that piss me off", not that I couldn't find a few of those.

~lifedramatic~ said...

I am! It's contagious!

Y'know... in a good way :)


Jules said...

A note from someone TRYING to get back to happy blogging thanking the rest of yuz for the push.
Closing with a quote from my "daily quotes" calendar for tomorrow ...
"Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy."
- Cynthia Nelms, American Aphorist