...and my mom canNOT resist a website with a clearance section.
A (short) conversation between me and my mother:
Me: The Cat and Kitten Store? Oh wow, could you imagine if I could actually buy kittens online and have them shipped to me? I'd have like 30!
Mom: Oh jeez, if they had a clearance section, I'd have a hundred! Oh, and free shipping? Forget it!
It was funnier than it seems, I promise.
Maybe you just had to be there.